The Dictatorship of Absent Human Rights is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 689 million Absent Human Rightsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norites City. The average income tax rate is 64.8%.

The strong Absent Human Rightsian economy, worth 65.6 trillion Children's Kidneys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,172 Children's Kidneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absent Human Rights's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absent Human Rights is ranked 14,639^th in the world and 3^rd in Cutie Pookies for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,436.55 on the Clooney Contribution Index.